Misscommunication in Luxembourg and in Belgium

Weekend means vacation. Last 22nd January until 24th January 2010, my bf and I spent weekend in Luxembourg and Belgium. During that time, I had took a notice that I got 3 misscommunications:

1. In the morning when I got brekfast in my hotel, We got mediteranian breakfast; bread and ham. The problem is I don't eat pork, so the servant had an initiative to changed the meat with fried egg. I thought she made a scrumble egg but it wasn't. 1/2 cooked egg that I don't like it. It's not my favorite at all.

2. In Chinese restaurant in Echternach. Before ordering we talked with the waitress, just to chit chat. She asked whether I am Chinese or not (Am i look like a Chinese? hehehe...) I told that I'm Indonesian. Then I said that I know few words in Chinese. I mentioned che che (sister) but she thought I said cha cien (goodbye).
I told her that I ever had learned Chinese for 6 months but I can't speak at all. So, I would like to say, "it's difficult" in French. Instead of saying "c'est difficile" I said "C'est difficalt". But she thought I mentioned "certificate". So, the waitress thought that I got diploma of Chinese which is means I'm good speaking Chinese hahaha...

3. In Belgium, my bf ordered a big frites "Belgium fries" as we wanted to share. Then the waiter asked me what I order, I said "same" by also touching my bf, showed that I didn't order and I just wanted to share with my bf. But again, again and again I got misscommunication, the waiter thought that I ordered the same with my bf. So, we got two big frites instead of one hehehe...